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Turn the heat up to 82 and call a babysitter 'cus this Valentine's Day kimono is hot. It'll take you on a sexual journey more eye opening than the migration to Mecca. In preparation, we recommend warning your bank that there will be no card activity for 3-4 days. It's also worth alerting authorities to disregard any missing person reports. Yeah, the other kindergarden parents might gossip that you essentially passed off your parenting roles to a 7th grade babysitter, but you know they're just jealous of your sex festival. Plus, Samantha is a very responsible for a 7th grader, so all is well that ends well. And it will end well.

Product Details

  • Kimono
  • Unisex, fits as expected
  • 100% Polyester Satin
  • Belt included, mid-thigh length
  • Loves a BBQ as much as the boudoir

    Boxers

  • Features: Light Weight, 4-Way Stretch, Moisture Wicking, & Bulge Enhancing
  • Ball Hammock Technology: prevents the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
  • Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (3x softer than cotton)
  • Care: Machine wash delicate, hang dry, & avoid fabric softener

Shinesty Patented

BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
Boxer Micro Modal
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HOW THEY WORK:
SUPPORTING
Egg Hammock

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.

Boxer Rendering
MOISTURE WICKING
Moisture Wicking

The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.

ENHANCING
Bulge Enhancing

Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.

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