The Foyer Fornicator
Plaid Tuxedo With Stretch
This isn't just an old plaid tuxedo suit jacket. It's reminiscent of the one your grandpa wore back in the day when he dressed up to take your grandma out on a hot date on the town. Featuring a ridiculously classy plaid print and a slight stretch, this is guaranteed to be the most comfortable and flattering tuxedo you own. Why wear a plain black tux when options like The Foyer Fornicator exist? Do yourself a favor and make that purchase.