All ski suits ship for free. Simply put, you're gonna be a hot dog. We're not talking Oscar Meyer hot dog complete with all the fixings. We're talking the hot dog who's the chair lift casanova, the hot dog who spreads the eagle wider than the Red Sea. After all, it's not about how good you are. It's about how good you look.
Go ahead and skip the lift line because you're a hot doggin' honey badger now. Carry two Bud-diesels because you now have two inside breast pockets to stash 'em. Shit, just carry three.