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We're not insinuating these purple pit viper sunglasses will give you Merlin-like powers, but that's pretty much what we're saying - minus the wizard's staff. With a mirror finish so bright, you can damn near see into the future. That's not to say you'll fit in at the local larping convention, but if you try, you could become master larper.
The only thing we'd change about these polarized pit vipers is put the mirrored lens on the inside so you see how badass you look.
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