The Christmas Don Juan. Every group has one. He's got the pipes of Barry White, the fashion sense of Frank Sinatra, and moves like Mick Jagger. Unlike Snoop Dogg's Archbishop Don Magic Juan, you are not a pimp, and you thrive in holiday settings. To the onlookers, you're the sexual specimen standing by the spiked punch bowl. To those who know you and know why you're wearing this suit, you're the wedding crasher of holiday parties. It's as sexual as it is subtle, just like you.
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