Who dey, who dey, who dey think gonna want this Bengals suit jacket? You will. Cause you’re a loyal, devoted Bengals fan. “Boomer” isn’t a dog’s name - it’s a man’s name who should be in the Hall of Fame AND have dogs named after him.
The only important Browns in your house are named Paul and Mike. Oh, and Charlie. He’s cool too.
You don’t need to huddle up with any of your friends to talk about getting this suit. The Bengals created the no-huddle offense - they don’t need more time and neither do you. Suit up in the best way imaginable, grab some Skyline Chili, and hope for a playoff win ‘cause you are Dey. Dey in a Bengals blazer.