Opposuits have a modern, slim-fit design. If you can bench press a small
horse or if you consider yourself "husky," we recommend you choose
one size bigger than your normal suit jacket and pants.
Pants: are slightly longer than a standard suit. This is
done on purpose so they look good with any type of shoe. They can be
easily shortened by your local dry cleaner or granny with sewing skillz.
Shinesty is all about living stress free, and we encourage you
to jump on the bandwagon. We make returns/exchanges easy for you.
Hell, we'll even take care of the cost.
You can read the the full boring policy here.
If you need to exchange some stuff, bounce over to our
Exchanges & Returns
center and do your deed.
The last time something this cool happened they
called it “Prime" and it cost $99/yr.
any size jacket
+ any size pants
no extra cost
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