The Black Outs

Black on Black Pit Viper 2000s

Sometimes blacking out IS cool, and sometimes it’s not. It’s cool when I throw on these 2000s Vipers sunglasses and my eyes are lost to humanity behind the UV protected black lenses.

Blacking out is NOT cool when I’m chillin’ on a Thursday night, casually drinking boxed wine, just to wake up at 4 AM on the kitchen floor with red lips and burnt cookies in the oven.

Blacking out IS cool when your sensitive corneas and peripheral vision are protected from the sun’s evil rays of burning death. Literally, this piece of eye candy is Z87 safety rated, aka they are work-approved.

Blacking out is NOT cool when it happens every time you ride a roller coaster. Losing consciousness repeatedly during each turn and change of g-force can’t be healthy.
Black out in all of the honorable ways with these black Pit Vipers sunglasses.