We did our research this time and modeled our variety pack of men's boxers after the four most common emotions: hungry, patriotic, hidden, and snake. We can't go into too much detail because the research is classified but you'd be hard pressed to find yourself in a situation that doesn't warrant one of these themed boxers. Crossing the Delaware? These bald eagle print briefs are for you. At a baseball game and the hot dog man is offering you a hot dog? Boy won't you glad you put on your hot dog nuthuggers. Maybe you're hunting for deer in only your underwear. You'd be a fool to choose a pair that isn't our camo pattern buck boxers. And then, of course, for every other situation or mood you may find yourself in... there's the snake ones. You're welcome.