THE BRASS MONKEY | TROPICAL MONKEY STRETCH HAWAIIAN SHIRT

This description was going to be about how between this shirt's performance stretch material and it's hidden rear beer pocket that you could carry a whole 40 oz Brass Monkey (malt liquor, sipped down to the cone, then topped off with OJ) until I learned the true meaning of the saying stems from weather being cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey. Sounds like the polar opposite weather you're going to be wearing this shirt in.