The Brass Monkey

Tropical Monkey Stretch Hawaiian Shirt

This description was going to be about how between this shirt's performance stretch material and it's hidden rear beer pocket that you could carry a whole 40 oz Brass Monkey (malt liquor, sipped down to the cone, then topped off with OJ) until I learned the true meaning of the saying stems from weather being cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey. Sounds like the polar opposite weather you're going to be wearing this shirt in.