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Lumberjacks love a heart-healthy breakfast of flapjacks swimming in maple syrup. But, it's not the skyscraper of pancakes they're frothing over, it's the wood wranglin' babe wearing this cheeky, high hip-cut stump thumper.

And what better way to highlight your schlong than by choppin' wood in a buff check shammy that barely covers your pinecones? Witness wood popping and ax throwin' in The Lumbersexuals. 

Product Details

  • Swim Briefs
  • Quick-drying, soft and smooth on your gear, high-res print
  • Fits tight, we suggest 1 size up
  • Fully lined with elastic waistband and drawstring
  • Don’t be a shirt swimmer
  • Inseam: Negative, Ghost Rider
  • Material: Shell: 88% Polyester, 12% Spandex; Lining: 100% Polyester
  • Hand Wash…well
  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed by Tiff D. in Boulder, Co
  • One Piece
  • Shell: 80% polyester, 20% elastane, Lining: 100% polyamide
  • Low cut front and back necklines, cheeky bottom with 80s style high hip cut
  • Pair with a towel for the hot tub and jeans for the nightclub
  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed by: Jessica J. in Boulder, Co
"My Dong Sarong has made me the coolest kid at the retirement home. Free cookies and tuna sandwiches for days!"

Robert H.

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