The Main Events
Boxer And Thong Pack
Where to begin, where to begin. Well, think of it as a carnival for your undercarriage. The main event for the guys is the bulge enhancing Ball Hammock that lifts the Barneby Brothers up and away from the terrible taint. For the ladies, the seamless thong keeps the mind at ease that you’re not showing what exactly is under the hood.
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.
The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.
Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.