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The hot tub time machine | men's 80s ski suit


Black polarized sunglasses for men


Buffalo check dress socks


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Carl Sagan. Carl Sagan. Carl Sagan. He didn't appear, did he? Damnit. Those gypsies at the Sagan cult told us he would. Anyway, look through these Hail Sagan 2000s and you'll see the future that Carl wanted: extraterrestrial life coexisting amongst humanity wearing turtle necks and khaki blazers. 

Also, hey, Sagan cult. We want our money back.

Product Details

  • Unisex, 100% UV protection
  • Redesigned ear and nose pieces, military design, 3 adjustment points for the perfect fit
  • Ballistic and solar protection, optimal peripheral vision
  • Mirrored Lens: light transmission: 19%, lens: Z87+ rated 2.2mm polycarbonate, width: 5 5/8 inches/143mm
  • Comes with microfiber glasses bag, case, and chums
  • Brand: Pit Viper
They want to sit on your face.

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