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Carl Sagan. Carl Sagan. Carl Sagan. He didn't appear, did he? Damnit. Those gypsies at the Sagan cult told us he would. Anyway, look through these Hail Sagan 2000s and you'll see the future that Carl wanted: extraterrestrial life coexisting amongst humanity wearing turtle necks and khaki blazers.Â
Also, hey, Sagan cult. We want our money back.
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