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MY SPIDEY SENSE IS TINGLING SPIDERWEBS HALLOWEEN SUIT

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Don't confuse this spiderweb Halloween suit with the inside of your condom drawer. Nay, it's a suit that rids your condom drawer of its cobwebs.  You don't wanna be the guy whose idea of a Halloween costume is super-gluing a rock on a shirt and writing "I'm a stoner" in Sharpie....or maybe you do, but I already redneck-copyrighted that idea so you owe me 5 bucks.

  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Some real men have curves, some are thin as rails. Mix and match any size jacket with any size pant…only at Shinesty.
  • Model is wearing size 40 US Jacket, 32" Waist Pant
  • Suit includes blazer, dress pants, and tie. 

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Don't confuse this spiderweb Halloween suit with the inside of your condom drawer. Nay, it's a suit that rids your condom drawer of its cobwebs.  You don't wanna be the guy whose idea of a Halloween costume is super-gluing a rock on a shirt and writing "I'm a stoner" in Sharpie....or maybe you do, but I already redneck-copyrighted that idea so you owe me 5 bucks.

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  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Some real men have curves, some are thin as rails. Mix and match any size jacket with any size pant…only at Shinesty.
  • Model is wearing size 40 US Jacket, 32" Waist Pant
  • Suit includes blazer, dress pants, and tie. 
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ONLY AT SHINESTY

Don't confuse this spiderweb Halloween suit with the inside of your condom drawer. Nay, it's a suit that rids your condom drawer of its cobwebs.  You don't wanna be the guy whose idea of a Halloween costume is super-gluing a rock on a shirt and writing "I'm a stoner" in Sharpie....or maybe you do, but I already redneck-copyrighted that idea so you owe me 5 bucks.

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