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We hope you'll never have to put a pair of blue balls in these ball pouch boxer briefs. We've designed them to combat that phenomenon that takes hold of too many men. I won't say any more about your balls because my boss will probably yell at me for writing about blue balls again, but I will get into the details of what these blue Ball Hammock boxer briefs can do for you. 

They're like a push-up bra for your balls, the eliminator of swamp ass, and the automatic upgrade to extended leg room. With a pouch for your stones and ultrasoft Micromodal material, you'll stay cool and look presentable when the time finally comes to slide them off.

Product Details

  • Materials: 95% Micromodal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in)
  • Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking
  • Resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
  • 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
  • Soft, durable waistband
  • Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
  • Ball Hammock Technology helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
  • Machine wash delicate with like colors, do not bleach, hang to dry, do not iron
  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, Co

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