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Shinesty Patented

BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
Boxer Micro Modal
Boxer Subscription
HOW THEY WORK:
SUPPORTING
Egg Hammock

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.

Boxer Rendering
MOISTURE WICKING
Moisture Wicking

The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.

ENHANCING
Bulge Enhancing

Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.


Description

We hope you'll never have to put a pair of blue balls in these ball pouch boxer briefs. We've designed them to combat that phenomenon that takes hold of too many men. I won't say any more about your balls because my boss will probably yell at me for writing about blue balls again, but I will get into the details of what these blue Ball Hammock boxer briefs can do for you. 

They're like a push-up bra for your balls, the eliminator of swamp ass, and the automatic upgrade to extended leg room. With a pouch for your stones and ultrasoft Micromodal material, you'll stay cool and look presentable when the time finally comes to slide them off.

Product Details

  • Materials: 95% Micromodal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in)
  • Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking
  • Resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
  • 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
  • Soft, durable waistband
  • Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
  • Ball Hammock Technology helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
  • Machine wash delicate with like colors, do not bleach, hang to dry, do not iron
  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, Co

    Shinesty Patented

    BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
    Boxer Micro Modal
    Boxer Subscription
    HOW THEY WORK:
    SUPPORTING
    Egg Hammock

    There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.

    Boxer Rendering
    MOISTURE WICKING
    Moisture Wicking

    The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.

    ENHANCING
    Bulge Enhancing

    Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.

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