Lilac Party Pants
Real men wear purple. Not sure if that's the saying or not, but Bougainvillea don't exactly roll off the tongue. Anyways, I feel like I don't really need to do much to sell you on this. If you're reading this right now you're probably the kinda guy that can pull it off. Plus, we're the only known company in the world making a pant in this shade of purple soooo you don't really have any other choice.