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Get ready to get plowed. introducing the Cold Coitus Coverup, our chilliest coital Kimono to date. Made with a silky soft fabric that's like a snow angel for your skin and a loose fit that lets you free ball even in a blizzard, you're prepared for the storm even if it lasts longer than usual. 

She may only be expecting 3-5 inches, but the forecast says 6-8 and she'll be more than ready for cuddle weather when the winter whiteout comes. Slip it on to sled it off, we've got your cold coital clothing covered. 

Product Details

  • Unisex, fits as expected
  • 100% Polyester Satin
  • Belt included mid-thigh length
  • Loves a BBQ as much as the boudoir
  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, Co 

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