Step 1: Pair this classic “Merry Christmas” turtleneck with a pair of chinos or some nice slacks and some RayBan Clubmaster glasses
Step 2: Put out the charm. Every good girl south of Saskatoon is gonna want to know more about the gentleman with the red turtleneck
Step 3: Woo said girl with delightful mysterious allure, and potentially a few shots a Jager
Step 4: Watch as her hesitation turns to determination when she notices the misseltoe on the naughty side of your sweater and goes in for the kiss below the belt.
Step 5: Enjoy the greatest 45 seconds of your life.