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The Threat Level Midnights | Black Ball Hammock Pouch Underwear

The threat level midnights | black ball hammock pouch underwear

$25.99
The mystery boxer

The mystery boxer

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The mascot eagle printed socks

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Boxer Micro Modal
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Egg Hammock

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.

Boxer Rendering
MOISTURE WICKING
Moisture Wicking

The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.

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Bulge Enhancing

Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.


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The I'll Have S'mores? Nah. 

The Roast-a-Mallows? Nah.

The Stick Mouths? Nah.

The Ooey Gooeys? Perfect. The Ooey Gooeys are the newest, gooiest, most sticky smores boxers in internet land. As a matter of fact, these are probably the only smores boxers on the planet. Certainly the only ones with a pouch for your marshmallows. Keep 'em out of the fire.

 

Shinesty Patented

BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
Boxer Micro Modal
Boxer Subscription
HOW THEY WORK:
SUPPORTING
Egg Hammock

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.

Boxer Rendering
MOISTURE WICKING
Moisture Wicking

The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.

ENHANCING
Bulge Enhancing

Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.

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