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Shinesty Patented

BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
Boxer Micro Modal
Boxer Subscription
HOW THEY WORK:
SUPPORTING
Egg Hammock

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.

Boxer Rendering
MOISTURE WICKING
Moisture Wicking

The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.

ENHANCING
Bulge Enhancing

Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.


Description

Before I get into the Trillbro Smooches Ball Hammock Boxers, let me tell you about the man. The myth. The legend. Smooches Lauderdale. 

If Smooches himself wrote a description about these ball hammock boxer briefs, he'd probably talk about some ridiculous time where he had a lil' accidental poopsie because he housed one too many Slim Jims on the back of the ol' tooner he rented from Dirty Mike. He might talk about how he sold his dirtbike to an old man named Rod, who lowballed the shit out of him but he needed the cash so he took it and ran. Smooches might even talk about how he likes to ask people to "Show me your Johnny" or "Take your shirt off".

No matter what that man talks about, it probably wouldn't be about how these flannel print ball pouch boxers keep your Johnny cool and collected with an ultrasoft material that's like angel wings grasping your gonads. 

Product Details

  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry 
  • Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
  • 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
  • Soft, flexible waistband
  • Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
  • Ball Hammock Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
  • Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

    Shinesty Patented

    BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
    Boxer Micro Modal
    Boxer Subscription
    HOW THEY WORK:
    SUPPORTING
    Egg Hammock

    There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.

    Boxer Rendering
    MOISTURE WICKING
    Moisture Wicking

    The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.

    ENHANCING
    Bulge Enhancing

    Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.

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