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LONG ARM OF THE LAW SLOTH ADULT HALLOWEEN COSTUME

Product Details

  • Lightweight foam costume
  • One size fits most

Description

Sloths move 6.5 feet per minute, so don't worry about showing up to the Halloween Hoedown fashionably late. The sloth's tongue may be 10 inches, and you may be 4, but wear this sexually induced sloth costume and we guarantee it won't be slow to come off when the heads hit the bed. Plus, you'll rest easy knowing you spent less money on your Halloween costume than you did on her Uber. 

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"Shinesty is responsible for me receiving free drinks, and random women humping my leg!"

Robert W.

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