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We’re gonna need a bigger bulge…

Get ready to sink your teeth in and let your thighs out. This daunting oceanic apex predator is conveniently located right over your very own megalodong and is always better when wet. This men’s swim brief is as aerodynamic as a great white on the hunt in the deep blue. So go ahead and hop in, the water’s chummed.

 

Product Details

  • 8k waterproof rating, bonded fleece
  • Double snap and hidden clip waistband closure
  • Body: 100% polyester, waterproof, softshell fabric with brushed fleece lining, breathable mesh stirrup, 75% polyamide, 25% elastane
  • 27" inseam for all sizes
  • Designed by Jessica J. in Boulder, Co
  • Brand: Shinesty
"My Dong Sarong has made me the coolest kid at the retirement home. Free cookies and tuna sandwiches for days!"

Robert H.

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