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It's a little known fact that shark-themed tv shows were created by women for one reason and one reason only: to get our men in the mood to do some serious lurking down under. We can't explain why watching ferocious, snaggletoothed monsters stalk their prey with hungry eyes is such an aphrodisiac to the savage male species, but we have no shame in taking full advantage of the situation. This ladies Hawaiian drinking shirt is the perfect way to show your man you know what's up, or at least what's about to be. Just pop open the spare can in your drinking pocket, sit back, and behold the effect of unlimited raw power. It's headed your way.

Product Details

  • Relaxed Fit
  • 100% viscose
  • Supa soft and drapey woven material
  • Front pocket for your cellie, rear pocket for a backup brewski
  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed by: Dain W. in Boulder, Co

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