Out of respect for Phillip Rivers, we will try not to use any cuss words while telling you how great this gosh darn Chargers bow tie is. Imagine the look on your boss’s face when you wear this thing of beauty to your quarterly review meeting. That fat fudge won’t know what to say. Heck, you might even get a raise. Use that raise to buy cool stuff like a Dan Fouts bobblehead, or a Cali burrito.
We know what it means to make good decisions. We’re the LT of suit companies. Because we said so. And you’re the LT of buying cool stuff because we saw your Myspace profile. Get this mothertruckin' Chargers bow tie, grab a Cali burrito, and delete your fuggin’ Myspace profile. Sorry, Phil...we tried.