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Shinesty Patented

BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
Boxer Micro Modal
Boxer Subscription
HOW THEY WORK:
SUPPORTING
Egg Hammock

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.

Boxer Rendering
MOISTURE WICKING
Moisture Wicking

The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.

ENHANCING
Bulge Enhancing

Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.


Description

If Santa doesn’t have a hard time keeping his sack in his sleigh, you shouldn’t have a hard time keeping the goods out of your grundle. And let’s face it, Rudolph isn’t the only one trying to send it straight to the pole.

That's why we created the Red Nose Rod red reindeer Ball Hammock boxer briefs: the perfect place for your little helpers to get some rest before they work. Think of it as a stocking for your stones, gently wrapping them up until things go from nice to naughty. Don't believe us? Take it from Men's Health. 

Product Details

  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry 
  • Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
  • 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
  • Soft, flexible waistband
  • Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
  • Ball Hammock Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
  • Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

    • Shinesty Patented

      BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
      Boxer Micro Modal
      Boxer Subscription
      HOW THEY WORK:
      SUPPORTING
      Egg Hammock

      There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.

      Boxer Rendering
      MOISTURE WICKING
      Moisture Wicking

      The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.

      ENHANCING
      Bulge Enhancing

      Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.

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