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NOT ANOTHER USA POLO BY ROADIES


$24.99
$34.99
$11.99

 ***Roadies fit like a traditional performance polo. For reference, If you're a comfortable large t-shirt, you'll fit into a medium perfectly.***

 

Do you know how hard it is to write a description on a USA-themed product without sounding like a try-hard? If you were wondering, it's hard.

 

That's enough about this polo that features 100's of tiny US flags printed on a moisture-wicking material that feels so good on your nipples, you'll have no choice but to throw out your black mesh tank top because it can't match up anymore. The collar stays put, so it can withstand all of the grabbing you're about to get. That's about it. We'll let you see this product for yourself.

 

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ABOUT THE BRAND: ROADIES - These ridiculous looking but highly arousing polos were conceived by three peach state residents who refuse to drink water unless it's inside a glass of Tito's. Their polo creations (appropriately named "Roadies") can be a bit brash upon first glance, but once you get to know them you realize that they have fascinating personalities.
We spent some time interviewing and examining this brand, at a psychological level, and here is what we've learned: If Roadies were a guy he'd be great with moms, drive a 92 cutlass supreme, and prefer 2-fer-1 margaritas at Chili's over Fogo De Chao any day of the week. Although he hates cilantro, he will whip you up the best fish tacos you've ever tasted. Like so many of us, in his youth he was tempted by fast cars and loose women but settled down back in '07. He still loves his wife passionately, but he'd leave her for Oprah if given the chance. If he were a sex scandal he'd be Anthony Weiner, he knows he shouldn't but he's still gonna send it. All in all, we'd say Roadie is a pretty solid dude. Wouldn't let him babysit my nephew, but I'd definitely have a beer or twelve with him on the golf course. 

 

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MODEL INFO
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 180
Waist Size: 32
Jacket Size: 40
Biceps: Dangerous
Sign: Aquarius

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