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THE ARCADE POLO BY ROADIES


$39.99
$15.99
$34.99

***Roadies fit like a traditional performance polo. For reference, If you're a comfortable large t-shirt, you'll fit into a medium perfectly.***

 

Arcades are known for a few things: endless tickets that spew from your Skee-Ball machine when you smoke a 500-pointer in the top right pocket, shitty popcorn, and a slew of germs on every arcade button from dirty kids who never wash their hands. 

 

This polo encompasses none of those characteristics except for the fact that we got the inspiration for the name from past arcade carpets. 

 

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ABOUT THE BRAND: ROADIES - These ridiculous looking but highly arousing polos were conceived by three peach state residents who refuse to drink water unless it's inside a glass of Tito's. Their polo creations (appropriately named "Roadies") can be a bit brash upon first glance, but once you get to know them you realize that they have fascinating personalities.
We spent some time interviewing and examining this brand, at a psychological level, and here is what we've learned: If Roadies were a guy he'd be great with moms, drive a 92 cutlass supreme, and prefer 2-fer-1 margaritas at Chili's over Fogo De Chao any day of the week. Although he hates cilantro, he will whip you up the best fish tacos you've ever tasted. Like so many of us, in his youth he was tempted by fast cars and loose women but settled down back in '07. He still loves his wife passionately, but he'd leave her for Oprah if given the chance. If he were a sex scandal he'd be Anthony Weiner, he knows he shouldn't but he's still gonna send it. All in all, we'd say Roadie is a pretty solid dude. Wouldn't let him babysit my nephew, but I'd definitely have a beer or twelve with him on the golf course. 

 

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MODEL INFO
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 240
Waist Size: 42
Jacket Size: 46
Biceps: Delicious
Sign: Mmmmm

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