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ZACK MORRIS IS TRASH MEN'S RETRO BUTTON DOWN SHIRT

Product Details

  • Fits as expected
  • 100% all over print cotton poplin
  • Brand: Super Massive

Description

You probably wouldn't know just by looking at it, but this Saved by the Bell shirt is controversial. I'll explain why later, but let's first admire this 90s button down leisure shirt. I can't think of a pattern that more accurately describes the 90s. If Nickelodeon & Cartoon Network did the dirty, this would be the result.

Let's get back to why this retro Hawaiian shirt is controversial, though. Basically, Zack Morris is a top doucher. Here are some stone cold facts that back up this theory:

  • Zack Morris valued a red jacket more than four human lives.
  • Zack Morris tricked his friend into joining the Army, then abandoned him.
  • Zack Morris lied about being Jewish to go to a baseball game.
  • Zack Morris orchestrated a car accident that almost killed his gf.

Oh, and of course, let's not forget the time when he got Jessie hooked on caffeine pills. Looking back, maybe it wasn't just caffeine in those pills...

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