The Blitzen Bulge Big Zip
Red & White Christmas Flight Suit
Yep, this Christmas jumpsuit is feral. With each sip of eggnog, the zipper will naturally slide down an extra half-inch. By the end of the night, you'll be rocking bare chest harder than Burt Reynolds at a disco.
Yes, wearing a red flight suit with a full zipper is risky, but that's the point. High risk, higher reward. We'll let you guess what that reward is.