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Yep, this Christmas jumpsuit is feral. With each sip of eggnog, the zipper will naturally slide down an extra half-inch. By the end of the night, you'll be rocking bare chest harder than Burt Reynolds at a disco.

Yes, wearing a red flight suit with a full zipper is risky, but that's the point. High risk, higher reward. We'll let you guess what that reward is.

Product Details

  • 91% Polyester / 9% Spandex / 100% Sex
  • Jumpsuit with XXXtra long 26.5" zipper
  • Wide collar with flared leg opening
  • Model is 6'2'' wearing a size X-Large
  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed by Dain W. in Boulder, CO


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