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THE TEQUILA TRAFFICKER RED USA DRINKING TEAM FANNY PACK

Product Details

  • Durable, ultra lightweight, nylon bag built to last and provide all-day comfort
  • Functional hip pack design features the all-American red, white, and blue
  • High-quality strap and lock stays on tight! 
  • Large central stash pocket fits your phone... and your next beer
  • Attached carabiner bottle opener 
  • Brand: Cowbucker

Description

I actually raised Dirty Randy, my goliath bird-eating tarantula in this red USA fanny pack. Turns out Dirty Randy was actually a lady spider and ended up giving birth to thousands of tiny Dirty Randys without me even noticing. God, that was a weird day. Anyway, you could probably sneak a few beers in this red, white and blue fanny pack before you head to the 4th of July firework show at the lake... Did I mention how terrifying thousands of baby tarantulas are? Oh, and if you need a mini ball bullet pouch that’ll give you quick rifle reload access at the local Civil War reenactment, this USA red fanny pack is for you. But seriously, don’t raise a tarantula in here. Lifelong mistake. 

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