Me, Steve Jobs, Drake, Ron Burgundy, Kate Middleton and countless other A-list celebrities all have one thing in common. It's not the royalty, endowment, or gorgeous looks bringing us all together. It's the turtleneck. The way I see it, 2016 is the return of the turtleneck. The phrase "it looks like a little turtle head poking out" has given the ole turtleneck a bad rap for long enough.
What we've got here is called the 'Red Dress Effect.' Ya know what that means? People who wear red are perceived as more sexually active than onlookers. They're absolutely right and there's no way on this great earth that I'm going to put up a fight with that one. Embrace the sexual ambiance that flows red with this turtleneck.