Your life is about to change. You'll instantly dive deeper, stay down longer, and come up wetter, in the Butt Snorkeler hat. Floridian fisher-folk call floating ganja bales "square grouper." But we all know you are more into the pooper. Pull rank on Captain Stabbin' and party all up in the poop deck. Have no fear of cap-sizing, as these fit most heads. Unless you have a giant melon or look like the shrunken head dude from Beetlejuice.