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This is a puppy print ugly Christmas sweater suit. A dog patterned Christmas blazer, with puppy adorned suit pants. At Christmas parties, people will try to lick your ear, rub your belly, and yell your name when giblets of food hit the floor. A small price to pay for the right to pee on every unmarked corner of the house, scoot your ass against the finest plush rug, and hump anyone’s leg upon first meeting them. There’s no telling what you can do when you add peanut butter into the equation.

 

*Matching dog hoodie sold separately. Yes, we are actually selling a matching dog hoodie for your doggo.

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Product Details

  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed in Boulder, CO
  • Material: Made of Premium 100% Polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model. 
  • Crafted with fully-fused front panels and collar, horsehair-canvas internal structuring
  • External double welt flap pockets and single welt chest pocket; four internal double welt pockets so you can stash cigars, flasks, or any other vices you deem necessary
  • Horn buttons that look so nice they'll make Ralph Lauren jealous
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