THIS DRESS IS AVAILABLE FOR PRE-ORDER. IT WILL BE DELIVERED BY NOVEMBER 2016.
There are some holiday parties that make you want to run and hide from your family. That's why we created this Christmas Tree Camo Dress. When your Aunt Deb starts discussing the intimate details of her Chron's disease at the dinner table and asking when you're getting married, just slink on over to the Christmas tree, lay down beneath it, and take a passive resistance nap. After the third round of egg-nogs, they'll never find you.
You can even get a matching incognito suit for your significant other, brother, senile grandpa, or nice cousin with Shinesty's Christmas Tree Camo Ugly Christmas Sweater Suit.