Why did we name this American flag printed blazer the Martha J? Settle in for a little USA history, my friend.
Martha Jefferson, the wife of Thomas Jefferson, was a badass betch if you ever saw one. After birthing six of Thomas Jefferson's kids, she died a few months after her last child was born. But being the savvy, petty motherfucker she was, before her death she forbade Thomas Jefferson from ever marrying again. And he didn't.
Now that's a boss move if we ever saw one, but also v fair if you ask me. You make me destroy my vagina SIX TIMES in order to bring your spawn into the world, and then I die at the tender age of 33 because of it, and you can bet your bottom dollar that you will NEVER lay eyes on another naked woman again. That's what we Americans call justice, baby.