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Coca-Cola has shared cokes with polar bears and people for centuries, so we've decided to share our arctic Ball Hammock boxer briefs with the world. Introducing the Ice Caps For Your Cods, our arctic animal pouch boxer 3 pack that includes the Polar Balls, the Ballrus and our royal blue ball hammocks into one beautiful pleasure pouch for your package. 

That's because these blue pouch boxers are made with a ball hammock that's like an igloo for your eggs, keeping them warm and cozy in the harsh climate of the terrible taint. Plus, they're made with Micromodal material that's 3x softer than cotton and 10x softer than a polar bears fur (not a sourcable statistic)

Product Details

  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry 
  • Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
  • 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
  • Soft, flexible waistband
  • Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
  • Ball Hammock Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
  • Designed by Tiff D. in Boulder, CO

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