Call 'em what you want - peach pit papooses, Daytona dong sarongs, Miami meat tents, Tijuana taint ticklers - but they're swim briefs...meaty ones at that. There's no need to dabble the juice off this puppy with a napkin. That's what gives it character. We supply the pepperoni, you supply the sausage, and together we'll make the world's best meat lover's speedo.
P.S. All da ladies are gonna want a pizza dat ass.
*Sizing Notes: These bad boys are designed to fit a little tight so you don't lose 'em high diving into the pool. Shinesty recommends buying a size up if you're between sizes.