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PIZZA DAT ASS SWIM BRIEF

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$49.99
$14.99
$34.99

Call 'em what you want - peach pit papooses, Daytona dong sarongs, Miami meat tents, Tijuana taint ticklers - but they're swim briefs...meaty ones at that. There's no need to dabble the juice off this puppy with a napkin. That's what gives it character. We supply the pepperoni, you supply the sausage, and together we'll make the world's best meat lover's speedo. 

P.S. All da ladies are gonna want a pizza dat ass. 

*Sizing Notes: These bad boys are designed to fit a little tight so you don't lose 'em high diving into the pool.  Shinesty recommends buying a size up if you're between sizes.

  • Brand: Splish (Not made by the Speedo brand)
  • 88% Polyester, 12% Spandex
  • Model is wearing size M.
  • Designed to fit a little tight.

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Call 'em what you want - peach pit papooses, Daytona dong sarongs, Miami meat tents, Tijuana taint ticklers - but they're swim briefs...meaty ones at that. There's no need to dabble the juice off this puppy with a napkin. That's what gives it character. We supply the pepperoni, you supply the sausage, and together we'll make the world's best meat lover's speedo. 

P.S. All da ladies are gonna want a pizza dat ass. 

*Sizing Notes: These bad boys are designed to fit a little tight so you don't lose 'em high diving into the pool.  Shinesty recommends buying a size up if you're between sizes.

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  • Brand: Splish (Not made by the Speedo brand)
  • 88% Polyester, 12% Spandex
  • Model is wearing size M.
  • Designed to fit a little tight.

Call 'em what you want - peach pit papooses, Daytona dong sarongs, Miami meat tents, Tijuana taint ticklers - but they're swim briefs...meaty ones at that. There's no need to dabble the juice off this puppy with a napkin. That's what gives it character. We supply the pepperoni, you supply the sausage, and together we'll make the world's best meat lover's speedo. 

P.S. All da ladies are gonna want a pizza dat ass. 

*Sizing Notes: These bad boys are designed to fit a little tight so you don't lose 'em high diving into the pool.  Shinesty recommends buying a size up if you're between sizes.

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