Quite frankly, I don't know why we're selling these. We ran an entire campaign about how ugly Christmas sweaters are the devils of the Christmas world. So, you're probably asking, "Eyoo, Adrian! Why you selling this?" The long answer to that question is "I don't know. And Adrian isn't my name."
However, we respect the hell out of polar bears. Without polar bears we wouldn't have Coca-Cola, the knock-off RC Cola (I don't know who came first to be honest), and Yellow Mellow. Ok, I made all of that up.