When I was a wee lil tyke at the ripe age of 7, you needed a crowbar to get the mass quantity of candy corn pellets out of my hands. I'd eat those til my stomach felt like a washing machine, fighting every mg of corn syrup designated to each candy corn kernel. This candy corn MorphSuit on the other hand, not so much, not so much at all. Sure, you'll look like you'll belong at a Dukes of Hazzard wedding, which is awesome because people won't see your face. What's another great thing about this suit? You can go commando because whether you like it or not, the masses might see an outline of what the good lord gave ya.