Pool boys around the world can't sleep easy knowing Mrs. Robinson won't be able to take her eyes off your goods. Scrubbing pools can be tiring, but warding off the Robinson's sexual advances with the scrub pole is another thing. You need to be quick and agile. Enter the Tux Swim Brief. It says you're the classiest guy in the above ground pool, and you don't mind partying to prove it.
*Sizing Notes: These bad boys are designed to fit a little tight so you don't lose 'em high diving into the pool. Shinesty recommends buying a size up if you're between sizes.