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Didn't think we'd have to make this disclaimer but just because these Great Pumpkin boxers look like pumpkins you SHOULD NOT try to carve into them while you're wearing them. We always thought our brand catered to intellectuals: MacArthur Genius Grant recipients, Rhodes scholars, and the like. But wow, not even close... You've really let us down.

Product Details

  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry 
  • Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
  • 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
  • Soft, flexible waistband
  • Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
  • Ball Hammock Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle

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