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Here's why we decided to carry these purple O'Neill ski bibs...

When I was growing up, there was one thing I feared above all else: the infamous purple nurple. You’d be surprised at the raw strength and torque output a 5-year-old girl named Rebecca could apply to a set of defenseless nips. It was bad, man. I’m talking soaking wet fork in a charged outlet bad, a beekeeper that’s allergic to bees bad, maybe even Nickelback singing “Rockstar” acapella bad (yeah, I went there). If there was one place I was most afraid of a getting an unexpected titty-twist, it was 150% the slopes on family ski trips because my little sister is ruthless, a savage threat to my tiny teets. Luckily, I came upon a gracious gift from above, this men’s purple ski bib. With the bib’s guardian angel straps gently caressing my teets with protectionary love, I never again feared the evil grasp of Rebecca’s small hands.

Product Details

  • 10k Waterproof / 10k Breathable Material
  • 3M Thinsulate Insulation
  • Gator with Gripping for Boots
  • Chest Pocket, Zipper Front Pockets, Back Pocket
  • Zipper Variability for Cooling
  • Material: Recycled Polyester
  • Vendor: O'Neill

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