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Yes, we put a nut cruncher on your lady bits. This thong underwear is going to show anyone who's lucky enough to see it that you are without a doubt unforgettable. Sure you're going to crack his nuts, and sure he's gonna give you his little wooden soldier, but isn't that what the holidays are all about? Hot, nasty speed? Plus, everyone loves an adrenaline rush so why not give him one when you rip off your dress and show him what lies beneath. We've all had that "oh shit" moment during the come up to the no-pants-dance where you're getting hot and heavy trying to remember what panties you wore out. Well, get ready for hot, mindless sex because that's something you never have to worry about with Shinesty's sexy thongs. These are going to be those pair of thong panties that you actively look for before Saturday nights filled with quick impulses, unfiltered desire, and dirty martinis. We're all about those moments; that's why we decide it's finally time to share the comfort with all our ladies out there. 

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Product Details

  • 75% nylon, 25% spandex, 100% hawt
  • Machine wash on delicate with like colors. Tumble dry low. 
  • Raw edge, seamless material means no panty lines baby
  • Acid print material keeps ya bootie extra bright
  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Exclusive prints by Allie T. in Boulder, Co.

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