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The nutcracker seamless thong

The nutcracker seamless thong

$14.99
Boys nutcracker Ball hammocks

Boys nutcracker ball hammocks

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The Threat Level Midnights | Black Ball Hammock Pouch Underwear

The threat level midnights

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Shinesty Patented

BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
Boxer Micro Modal
Boxer Subscription
HOW THEY WORK:
SUPPORTING
Egg Hammock

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.

Boxer Rendering
MOISTURE WICKING
Moisture Wicking

The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.

ENHANCING
Bulge Enhancing

Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.


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Our nutcracker ball pouch boxers will not crush your nuts. They'll actually do the exact opposite. With 95% MicroModal and 5% spandex, these Christmas Ball Hammock Boxer Briefs are like a Tempur-Pedic for your boys. Plus the pouch effect provides a nice abode for your Robert Downey Jrs. One customer calls it their little "nut hut."

Shinesty Patented

BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
Boxer Micro Modal
Boxer Subscription
HOW THEY WORK:
SUPPORTING
Egg Hammock

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.

Boxer Rendering
MOISTURE WICKING
Moisture Wicking

The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.

ENHANCING
Bulge Enhancing

Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.

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