We already know we’re going to sell one of these to Fireman Ed, but we made a few extra so all you die-hards can share in the glory of this season. Like your season tickets, you can pass this Jets bow tie down from generation to generation.
If you don’t want to wear this suit jacket for game day, weddings are a good excuse, too. Or, you can bring your newborn daughter home from the hospital in it. It’s also likely the bow tie you’ll be buried in. Funny how these things come full circle.
Treat yourself to this fabric of the gods, put one finger in the air as you walk away from your computer, grab your coyote fur coat with Norwegian fox fur trim, and tell everyone you know that you “guarantee” you just bought the best bow tie of your life.