MADE IN THE USA.
This neon lime green and teal bikini is not for the pale of skin. Seriously, you'll shine like a beacon in the same way Antartica does in satellite images from space. But we don't want you to get skin cancer (or age prematurely, duh), so please get a spray tan instead of exposing your porcelain complexion to harmful UVA and UVB rays.
Also, tanning beds kill. Fact.