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THE DAY-GLO 80S STYLE NEON SKI ONESIE

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Product Details

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  • Interior: polar fleece with stash pockets
  • Ski Boot Cuffs: yeah, how else you gonna keep snow out of 'em?
  • Insulated: chyeah
  • Seams: Fully taped seams
  • Waterproof: 5000 mm
  • Breathability: 5000 mm
  • Sex: early and often
  • Male model is wearing size M. 
  • Women's model is wearing size XS.
  • Brand: Willyfinder

Description

We wanted to call it the lean, mean, green-skid-mark-making-machine...but it wouldn't fit. The name may be different but the reality's unchanged: when doing Mach 2 down skier's right that's all the world's going to see, hot dog.

Aside from the steady stream of high fives, free beers, and copious digits you can expect from those elevator-eyein' you from the lift line, this sucker has insulating fleece inside that's so soft the cashmere industry just plunged.

What's the only thing more satisfying than all the free drinks bound to come your way when you wear it? The zipper, nicknamed the 'Willyfinder,' that goes all the way down so you can get it all the way out. Finally, the days of fumbling for your pecker just to let one loose slopeside, are over.

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