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Black polarized sunglasses for men

$49.99

Shinesty party crew socks white

$12.99

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MADE IN THE USA.

When people ask you why you got this neon coral and baby blue bikini, you can use the opportunity to explain to them that the neon blue symbolizes the sea, and the neon coral symbolizes our oceans' magnificent coral reefs, and how due to global warming, those oceans are going to rise enough to wipe your shitty little beach town right off the map, and the corals are already mostly destroyed. Google it.  

 

Product Details

  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Material: 82% Polyester, 18% Spandex, 100% Awesome. 
  • Removable pad to help lift and enhance the girls
  • Fully lined top 
  • Strappy back with secure hook to keep the girls from comin' unleashed
  • Made and designed in the USA
Zuckerberg considered these too
provocative for Facebook, so naturally
we put 'em up here.

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