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It's important when considering this blue Xmas pattern eggnog suit to realize that the eggnog drunk is not like any other drunk. It could just be all the heavy cream, but no, there's something magical to it. It's warming no matter how cold it's served and it makes your first cousins look like beautiful strangers. It's hard to not feel like you're a part of some Alabama Christmas fairytale. You know, the one that ends in regret and Type 2 diabetes. 

Product Details

  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed in Boulder, CO
  • Material: Made of Premium 100% Polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model. 
  • Crafted with fully-fused front panels and collar, horsehair-canvas internal structuring
  • External double welt flap pockets and single welt chest pocket; four internal double welt pockets so you can stash cigars, flasks, or any other vices you deem necessary
  • Horn buttons that look so nice they'll make Ralph Lauren jealous

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