The first American was Benjamin Franklin and he was everything an American could strive to be. He was a work hard, play hard type who was as successful in the sack as he was at founding our nation. Now for the meat and 'taters about this baby maker. It's got 1/4 zipper so you can show the chest rug while keeping everything else under the hood.
Wind doesn't stand a chance. Water doesn't either because it's water resistant. Of course, if you decide to go shirt swimming, which you should never do, it will be soaked. But you can pretty much wear it in the first row of Sea World's splash zone and be alright. But don't support Sea World. Haven't you seen Blackfish?